Oh-ah-no! Someone has-ah stolen the Princess. As a plumber, I feel fully qualified to rescue her! –50 minutes ago
Hey Look-ah, I’mma breaking the bricks. With-ah my head! —42 minutes ago
Gold-ah coins! Woo-hoo! —From Twitterific
You ever get the feeling you’re-ah looking at the same three clouds, scrolling back and forth, over and over and over again? –40 minutes ago
The princess is in another castle! Oh-ah-no! –37 minutes ago
Oooo! I ate-ah the mushroom, and now I’m a bigger! —About 35 minutes ago
Ooooh I touched a turtle, and now I’mma smaller! —About 34 minutes ago
When I jump-ah onto the flagpole, fireworks shoot up, like they’re coming out of my ass! #fireworksoutofmyass.
A plumber and a princess, just thank-ah of the sex! —About 20 minutes ago
Ouch, I’mma dead! From Twitterific
@mario Suck it. Love, Bowser from the web
The Princess is in another castle! Jesus Christ!!
I have acquired the tail of a racoon, which allows me to fly! Woo hoo! Maybe I should lay off the Mushrooms. –from Twitterific
Don’t-ah look now, but the turtles have grown wings. WTF?? LOL?!? –from the web
Oh-ah Look, it’s my brother Luigi! Just-a in time!
@Luigi You fuck. That was supposed to be my firey balls flower!
#Haiti — Please-ah donate to the poor people of Haiti. I would-ah, but I’m being chased by a giant bullet with wings. Oh-ah-no!
The Princess is in another castle. Fucking-ah bitch.
#FF @Princess, @Yoshi, @Donkey Kong, @Little Toadstool Guy
Game Over? This is my life we’re talking about!! Continue!! Continue!!! –About 10 minutes ago
@Player That’s better. —About 9 minutes ago
Sick of fucking gold coins now. —About 8 minutes ago
Going down a sewer to a water world. Not sure my IPhone will get reception here. –About 8 minutes ago
Woop woop woop woop –7 minutes ago from Twitterific
Yup. Iphones are for assholes! —5 minutes ago from web
Taken star-shaped pills that made me feel invincible? #Ivedonethat2 –4 minutes ago
@Princess Where R U? –3 minutes ago
@mario I’m in another castle –2 minutes ago
@Princess Whore. –1 minute ago