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Why writing dirty poems about Smurfette counts! Or how you found me.

Boy,  Search terms sure are awesome!  Who’d have thunk people would stumble upon my little poemetry blog looking for ‘Cigarette fire’ or ‘Darth Vader Taking a Dump”, but by far the winner, the Sex with Smurfette poem, showing the true winning power of fucking filth over literature.  Apologies for the bad formatting, but I couldn’t be bothered to clean it up.  I’m off to write more Smurfette poems.  Here’s the list of how people found me, in order.

smurfette 1,493
smurfette pictures 163
pictures of smurfette 24
zombie wedding vows 12
dirty smurfette 11
smurfette pics 10
“fuck you i’m from kansas” 10
pics of smurfette 10
smufette 10
smurfette image 10
smurfette images 10
picture of smurfette 9
smurfet 9
smurfette hot 8
smurfette picture 8
smurf poem 8
smurfette photos 6
smurf me harder 6
smuffette 5
hot smurfette 5
images of smurfette 5
aging hipsters 4
smorfet 4
hipster leather jacket 4
funny obama poems 4
“fuck you, i’m from kansas” 4
smurfette slut 3
midget poems 3
geek artfag 3
slutty smurfette 3
photos of smurfette 3
continue retry 3
aging hipster 3
smurfing 3
hipster leather jacket guys 3
dusty schaffer 3
smurfette poem 3
passing cloud cigarettes 2
smurfette + pics 2
smurf sex poem 2
midget poem 2
darth vader taking a dump 2
smurfett 2
smurfettw 2
smurffette 2
illiterati poem 2
seussian poem 2
fuck you im from kansas 2
f*ck you, i’m from kansas 2
cigarette fire 2
smurfette image 10
smurfette images 10
picture of smurfette 9
smurfet 9
smurfette hot 8
smurfette picture 8
smurf poem 8
smurfette photos 6
smurf me harder 6
smuffette 5
hot smurfette 5
images of smurfette 5
aging hipsters 4
smorfet 4
hipster leather jacket 4
funny obama poems 4
“fuck you, i’m from kansas” 4
smurfette slut 3
midget poems 3
geek artfag 3
slutty smurfette 3
photos of smurfette 3
continue retry 3
aging hipster 3
smurfing 3
hipster leather jacket guys 3
dusty schaffer 3
smurfette poem 3
passing cloud cigarettes 2
smurfette + pics 2
smurf sex poem 2
midget poem 2
darth vader taking a dump 2
smurfett 2
smurfettw 2
smurffette 2
illiterati poem 2
seussian poem 2
fuck you im from kansas 2
f*ck you, i’m from kansas 2
cigarette fire 2
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