A rousing sea chanty to welcome the Pope ironically, that you can sing along with your friends!
Directions:
1)Divide the room in half. Have one side yell the ‘”He’s coming to stop the gays!” part, and the other side yell “the Pope” on cue.
2)Find one person who’s really loud, to yell the ‘Gays’ section after the second chorus.
3)Get people banging on tables and stomping on the floor.
4)Remind everyone that this is meant ironically, and not an audition for the BNP!
He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope
He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope
He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope
He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope
He’s a little old man in a big white hat,
And I think he doesn’t really know where he’s at
He hates the gays and that is that
He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope
He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope
He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope
He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope
He’s a crazy old man in a big white dress,
And I hear that he used to be in the SS,
He just can’t get into that bad gay ass sex
He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope
He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope
He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope
He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope
Who? (Gays!)
Who? (Gays!)
WHHHHOOOO???? (GGGAAAAYYYYSSSS!)
He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope
He’s coming to stop the gays, Gays!
He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope
He’s coming to stop the gays, Gays!
He’s come all the way from the Vatican
To remind us that those queers are living in sin
And equalities great, but it isn’t for him
He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope
He’s coming to stop the gays, Gays!
He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope
He’s coming to stop the gays, Gays!
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