He’s Coming to Stop the Gays, The Pope!


A rousing sea chanty to welcome the Pope ironically, that you can sing along with your friends!

Directions:

1)Divide the room in half.  Have one side yell the ‘”He’s coming to stop the gays!” part, and the other side yell “the Pope” on cue.

2)Find one person who’s really loud, to yell the ‘Gays’ section after the second chorus.

3)Get people banging on tables and stomping on the floor.

4)Remind everyone that this is meant ironically, and not an audition for the BNP!

He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope

He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope

He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope

He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope

He’s a little old man in a big white hat,

And I think he doesn’t really know where he’s at

He hates the gays and that is that

He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope

He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope

He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope

He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope


He’s a crazy old man in a big white dress,

And I hear that he used to be in the SS,

He just can’t get into that bad gay ass sex

He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope

He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope

He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope

He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope

Who?  (Gays!)

Who?  (Gays!)

WHHHHOOOO????   (GGGAAAAYYYYSSSS!)

He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope

He’s coming to stop the gays, Gays!

He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope

He’s coming to stop the gays, Gays!

He’s come all the way from the Vatican

To remind us that those queers are living in sin

And equalities great, but it isn’t for him

He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope

He’s coming to stop the gays, Gays!

He’s coming to stop the gays, the Pope

He’s coming to stop the gays, Gays!

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