Back from a break–and not one from my penis

Famous World Leaders, Alive or Dead, that would also be good nicknames for my Penis, if it wasn’t already named Juan Domingo Valdez

Vlad the Impaler

Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Herman Van Rompuy


(Igor) Chudinov

Ghenghis Khan

King Abdulla

Maxmillien Robespierre

Mizengo Pinda

Alaric the Goth

Sergei Bagapsh

Angela Merkel (for the ladies)

Geronimo (for the Native Americans)

Pope Benedict the 16th (inches)

Mr. Pushkin

Anerood Jugnauth

El Cid


Peter the Great


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